Clunker Poems - Poems about Clunker

...I thought I’d write an exquisite ode like marvelously well crafted code: a soaring flight to fancied flows, but that’s not how this clunker goes. You can’t out-sleep a five-year-old, or if you c......Read the rest...

...By Lori Steindorf Copyright July 22, 2021 One promises this One promises that One plies me with his culinary flair And then tells me I'm fat and hates my hair. Tired of trying to earn my Mrs......Read the rest...

...The body is a biological car, maybe you inherited a Rolls Royce, a Lamborghini, a Maserati, most probably you got a Prius or a work-truck. Sooner or later, whether a Bentley or a model T Ford ......Read the rest...

...Hang a left, clunker rocking on sprung shocks. Inside, narrows taper to booths. The place is slow-time empty. The staff talk is griddle speech, a blow by blow banter, middle finger smarts mi......Read the rest...

...I climb in Suzanne, She ain't no hippy van, She's rusty and forgotten Her soul is slightly rotten But I believe she's grand. I turn the key and roar her Then I beg her like a schnorrer Won'......Read the rest...

...I hang a left, my clunker rocking on sprung shocks. Inside, narrows taper to booths. The talk is griddle speech, a blow by blow banter, middle finger smarts mixed with vowels of tenderness. I ......Read the rest...

...I hide in a celom of a Langur when it sleeps, In the shadow of a burl at the door of a temple, I - a knotted clunker rolling ever so slowly In the corner of the brotherhood of wreck, I - holed up......Read the rest...

...Can somebody please give this uber **** fuller a lyft? alternately titled: jump starter for clunky, junky, quirky, xyz mechanic wanted in tow tow - chassis what I mean?) As the proud graduated ......Read the rest...

...The sky will stay up there and meet the horizon time will continue, and the tide that smoothes the shore gulls will be searching for some food that washed up we had our bed and breakfast but is ......Read the rest...

...My buddy who was quite oafish and wasn't to keen decided to drive his old clunker of a car that didn't have any seats to be seen. So with great effort he sticks his head out the drivers ......Read the rest...

...Archie Bunker Clumsy clunker Sunk in neurotic funk Lord of the manor of cliché-ridden junk......Read the rest...

...I am getting old now, I can only turn over They can’t get me to run, but I not all done. My valves are leaking, I often misfire My fuel gauge will sputter my heart will flutter I go for checkups,......Read the rest...

...Once upon a time, I wanted some Archways, Those yummy spicy Windmills, I say, So good spread with soft cream cheese, To keep myself if you please. Got in my clunker to head down the road, Hidd......Read the rest...

... If you believe in numbers, then the evidence is in ... and we all know that numbers don't lie Mr. Forty-six Percent President, popular opinion ain't the reason why you're moving into the Wh......Read the rest...

...Camel Tow By Franklin Price 12/20/2016 Have I gotten your attention? I have a story here to tell, About a different camel tow; Bet you thought I couldn't spell. I was driving through the d......Read the rest...