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The Whoop Ass Delivery Service

...It’s when you don't have the money for a hit man. And you know something needs to be done. If you have a hot date and your boss asked you to work late. Dial 1-800 Whoop that ass! The whoop ......Read the rest...

Categories: can of whoop ass, funny, funny love, hilarious,
Form: Free verse

Time Is Up

...Its dark, i cant see In this park, its just me A wrong turn and I'm lost wandering Was too deep in thought just pondering There's no one around its dead quiet Pitch black at night, total sile......Read the rest...

Categories: can of whoop ass, death,
Form: Cowboy Poetry

You'D Better Not Pout

...Kicking Santa is not nice to do. Chuck Norris has replaced him, 'tis true. You'd better not pout, or a swollen snout, and a......Read the rest...

Categories: can of whoop ass, christmas, funny, silly,
Form: Limerick