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Battle of the Sexes
battle of the sexes
~~MONA LISA SMILE
Picture Oil painting worthwhile
Leonardo DA Vinci, look out!
What is she really smiling about?
(((The popularity of the Mona Lisa increased in the mid 19th century
because of the Symbolist movement. The painting was thought to
encompass a sort of feminine mystique.)))
~~JAMES EARL JONES
His award winning voice, rough like stones
Darth Vader, Mufasa, stuttering jubilee
When I die can he be the one narrating my eulogy?
(((I love James, I'm a star wars freak... <--- yup that's me)))
~~SADDAM AND BIN LADEN
Were very bad, bad men
Causing chaos throughout America & Afghanistan,
HATERS OF THE USA: they should be called the Arab ku klux klan
(((Occupation: Terrorist~ makes me wonder if they went to the same school.)))
~~ADOLF HITLER
The world worse killer
Commander of the oxymoron Nazi
Losing at his own game of Yahtzee
(((The Most Hated Murderer of all time)))
~~YOUNG ANNE FRANK
Her diary worth more than any bank
Famous Jewish victims of the Holocaust
Her legacy teaches that hate is an exhaust
(((Anne Frank's diary remains one of the most moving and widely read
accounts of the Jewish experience during the Holocaust.)))
~~JOAN OF ARC
Angel in an era so dark
an epic hundred year war
her visions is what she payed for.
(((Joan of Arc, also called the Maid of Orleans, a patron saint of France
and a national heroine, led the resistance to the English invasion.)))
~~BB KING
Can really sing
Stand by me...
But, can he sting like a bee
(((BB KING~ could not help but wonder if he was a lover and a fighter.)))
~~LADY GAGA
Is no piano sonata,
Madonna wannabe, is she.
Watching her videos make me laugh till I pee.
(((Lady Gaga is Unique as can be!)))
by;p.d.
for battle of the clerihew
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Clerihew
Poem
BULLYsoup
whopping bully
torments soupers fully
picks on others writes
although her writing bites
great big bully
eyes must be woolly
she attempts hurt
with words curt
Diana-Marie Bombardieri
January 29, 2012
Contest - Clerihew 2
“poetry is freedom of expression. Soupers should feel free to share their innermost thoughts without fear of being persecuted. Nobody likes a bully. If you do not have something nice or constructive to say, don’t say it”.
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Clerihew
Poem
He'd Rather Be Home Alone
Little Macaulay Culkin
Left at home, but not sulkin'
Sued his real parents for divorce
Now he's "Home Alone" with no remorse
*Clerihew for Catie's Contest
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Clerihew
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No Need for Divorce
King Henry VIII wed them
In order to bed them.
When they no longer suited
Had them executed.
For Catie's contest
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Clerihew
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Lady Casanova
Some women bring happiness wherever they go forth
Others bring happiness, whenever they go. I do both
All the times husbands like to see me come
Wives prefer to see me go. That’s my outcome.
Dr. Ram Mehta
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Fifth place winner
Contest: Giggle poetry contest # 2 in Honor of John Freeman
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Clerihew
Poem
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton, the 42nd President,
was quite the musical, White House resident.
He would play a mean saxophone,
while Monica skillfully blew the trombone.
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Poem
Tom Hanks Clerihew
Tom Hanks
We are indebted to you, Tom Hanks
for Saving Private Ryan from German tanks
It’s your liberal views we despise
for a shrimp boat captain you’re not very wise
Political pun only
by Gwendolen R.
10-19-12
Ruben had to pick on a conservative, so I chose a liberal....whacha got up your sleeve next, Ruben???? Come on! hahah
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Poem
George Double U Bush
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To Gwendolen
Oh! President George Double U Bush
Before Wall Street, voters got drunk dancing Tush Push
Your greatest achievement: the unaccomplished mission
And a shoe on your head: the highest recognition
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Poem
WRITING THROUGH Tiger Woods 2-CONTEST clerihew--
Clerihew—
WRITING THRU TYGER WOODS
Tiger,Tiger, burning bright--
Man of iron , get it right.
If temptation‘s in your face
Putt a caddy in your place.
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Clerihew
Poem
Battle of the Clerihew
The destroyer of poetry hides behind PD
But there is nothing destroying that I can see
So come out of hiding and let us all know
What name was endowed that you refuse to show.
I chose a well know person to inflict my clerihew on PD
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