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Senryu Humorous Poems | Senryu Poems About Humorous

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LOVE IS BIND

poor puppet dances to the tune of her master - he’s pulling her strings! Jan Allison 9th April 2015 Contest: - Judy Konos Get Your Senryu On ~awarded 1st place~


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I SEE THE MOON

dropping his trousers ‘full moon’ is on view to all … too much alcohol 15th April 2015


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WIND II FOR ARTHUR VASO

we cannot see it its odour is all around baked bean flatulence 25th April 2015


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The New Year

welcome to the nightmare
365 days of triskaidekaphobia
where will you hide


The world didn't end in 2012, so now we have to deal with the number 13 all year long.  I wrote this poem with that in mind.  Of course, my tongue was firmly planted in my cheek.


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Ex Ruben O

Said you'd make it through,
But you didn't stand a chance:
Now his name is ex.


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For My friend Ruben


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DUMB AS ROCKS

so stoned I forgot
the periodic table
being dumb as rocks

1-2-15


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CHICK-FIL-A

I want Chick-Fil-A
Christian chicken is the best..
Too bad it's Sunday!

1-19-15


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senryu 2

she crafts a sonnet
rhyming his name with colours
concludes with Dear Jack


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Maple Donuts

Those maple donuts
Surely will by my ruin.
Lack of self control.


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Conspiracy nut

when some one else is                                                                                                   caught it's a conspiracy                                                                                                   when I say something


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i Found my true love
never thought it would happen
at Hindu hangout.




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LAMENTS OF THE OLD

LAMENTS OF THE OLD

that poor, painful cry
“i’ve fallen and can’t get up!”
hope god will hear you

this is my sickness –
i want to sleep all the time
my kitty don’t mind

i will surely die
forgot to take prescriptions
it’s part of old age

the house is a mess
my wife saves everything
blames it on the cat

oh, dear lord, now what?
there is a crack house next door
change locks      seal windows

a car just went by
music so loud it shook the house
scared old puss in boots
mortuary called
bargain price on caskets
it WAS a fine day

i can’t control gas
nor the water works either
monthly bill sky high


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the fish bone prick

  the fish bone prick                          Senryu poem

I have fish bone prick
doctor said open your mouth
It is in my foot.



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Aging

As you get older,
Deny the reality
That everything sags!


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Itch

An itch in my eye

An unbidden thought, startling

Thus tear met finger


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A wind vane

rough draft it will be                                                                                                     lovely music though the flags                                                                                        my pen fails to revise


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Three Serious Scandals

                                                                              Political Senryu 5-7-5   




     "Three Serious Scandals"

It’s second watergate
three scandals rock the white house
Shaking Obama.



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The Corpse Flower

The corpse flower, like the armpits of rancid love, your bouquet floors me.


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seasonal senryu

Three Humorous Senryu 

If winter landscape 
Had snow that was black as coal 
It would still be cold 

If sunlight was green 
Shining on crimson nature 
It would still be hot. 

If rain was yellow 
Running like horse piss in streets 
It would still be wet. 


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Butterfly Secrets

Butterflies whisper
The secrets to peaceful life,
But our cars crush them.


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COMFORT

COMFORT

in those painful days,
years past a male’s vanity,
comes a change of ways –

the youthful waistline
expanded, heaving chest dumped,
all shape in decline –

he opts for comfort
no matter an extra X
give him belt-less sport,

the college letter
on sweatshirt, head and jacket
the paunch unfettered

shirt, pants, wrinkle free
his shoes longer and wider
comfort, don’t you see

well, he’s right in line
with today’s runaway youth
and looking quite fine

his wife, however,
scanning the wreck with cold eyes
has cried, “forever!

till death us do part!
the sight of you is lethal
and that’s a good start!”



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Senryu 011

a little sin takes
the short cut to damnation...
babe it’s cold outside.



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NOW THEY RESIDE IN THE DEEP SOUTH

her boobies had sagged two boulders in a hammock she is stony faced 03~08~15 Contest -Make me chuckle with a Haiku/Senyru#1 - PD


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Senryu - teasing



boy sticks out tongue jeering at bully behind his back


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Starlings -Senryu-

Starlings wait outside for the blackbirds to come 'round so they can kick butt. Copyright © Cynthia Jones May.27/2012


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how to slow down time as senryu

How to Slow Down Time
As Senryu   

It pays to be lazy 
Time lasts so much longer 
When doing nothing 

Waiting for a train 
Look at your wristwatch often 
It never arrives 

Get up at nine 
Read boring stuff on Facebook 
Five past eight…only! 


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A Secret Love Message

the Moon in the clouds
the Sun deep down the ocean
Earth's message to Mars.

* The poem is based on an event when Earth and Mars were at the nearest distance, a 
sort of rendevous  on August 27, 2003.*

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July 26, 2014
Form : Senryu
Dr. Ram Mehta
Ninth Place Win
Contest: In the clouds by Linda

The moon - mother
The Sun - Father


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Senryu -- absent-mindedness



after searching all over I find my glasses on my nose


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Who is a Lucky Poet

A lucky poet
Whose tongue touches nose tip
Full for a minute

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April 1, 2014 Form: Senryu Dr. Ram Mehta Ninth Place win Contest: To-day's poem by Linda **According to the Universal Calender this day is considered to be the luckiest day to have your poetic wishes granted if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue.


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White Lie

the gift just arrived
yes I really love it she says
looking for a receipt