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Limerick Baptism Poems | Limerick Poems About Baptism

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A Thong for Tom

Hey Girls have you've dated someone For in his pocket he says he's a gun He says this or that It's girth is so fat It appears his ego is so under won But I have heard of another Guy In the shower he's so kinda shy When the water hits he He turns to a she Nothing left for the girls to espy Now having found this guy called Tom His bragging, mm ain't so strong He appears so thick Deluded party prick Stuffed tissues found in his thong .

Copyright © James Fraser

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BAD TASTE POO LIMERICK for Contest

  
                        EVEN QUEEN`S POO


    A RUBINESQUE QUEEN,     OF GREAT SPLENDOUR

   DID A BOWEL MOVEMENT,   THAT COULD END HER

                  HER THRONE SHE DID SIT

                    ALL COVERED IN SH#T

   CAN`T  WIPE ,  AS HER BUM   IS TOO TENDER

Copyright © Ian Guyler

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Geology

There once was a girl who liked rocks
She had the shortest gold locks
When I tried to get in
I never could win
She was the queen of Cock Blocks

Copyright © Nipple Twister