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BEACH FOOTLES COLLABORATION

Hot sun What fun Soft sand How grand Blue sea For me High tide Surf side Beach babe In shade Undress Top less No finds Tan lines Swim suit… pursuit He sports Tight shorts Romance? No chance Jan Allison Casarah Nance 1st December 2014

Copyright © JAN ALLISON

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THE ADVENTURES OF JIM THE TRIM-AT THE BEACH

On this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay





KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015

Copyright © Kim Patrice Nunez

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Picnics and Sand

Now I know that beach side picnics and sand
No matter how careful the planning go hand in hand
But it seems whether you sit or whether you stand
Nothing quite goes as you had planned

It doesn't really care where it goes
And I don't just mean between your toes
In your eyes and up your nose
And it doesn't smell like a bleeping rose!

In my shoes and down my shorts
I believe with demons this stuff consorts
To going naked I might resort
And I know I've swallowed at least a quart

When this picnic is over and back home I go
To the warm water of the showers flow
I'll wonder if your troubles are the same as mine
Do you have sand stuck where the sun doesn't shine?

©Donna Jones

Copyright © Donna Jones

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places I've peed haiku series

1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory

2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory

3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory

4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny

5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory

6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav.

Copyright © scott thirtyseven

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SAD SAMMY STARFISH

Sad Sammy starfish, all alone on the beach Wishes for a soulmate, but no one is in reach He looks around, raises his hands into the air Is there a lonely starfish somewhere out there He looks around and espies upon a rock A stunning pink starfish wearing a frock She is oh so beautiful he can only stare Has he found that special someone there He sidles over to her and soon catches her eye Will she be his playmate; he looks up to the sky Sammy wants hold her hand and ask her for a date But which hand would he hold for this starfish has eight! They head off for a walk together along the golden sand You can see them strolling hand in hand in hand in hand 26th April 2015

Copyright © JAN ALLISON

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Caution - Fireworks

E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
       are hard to beat...

I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
 flashing fountains, Solar Flare
 Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
 no incidence, no burns, thanks...

  Whistles blow, fountains glow,
 pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
 I love those colors, high an low
  trails eched onto my retina
  inspired me to let ya know

  Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
  for you to see, right there
 darkness, absolutely  anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
 
"Always read a label of caution"

Copyright © Perry Campanella

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The Pink Princess

High noon sun would soon turn

Her petite, ruddy face into one freckle

She rubbed the juice from a fresh lime

Across her brow so the bangs might bleach

The white sand brushed the strand

and aquamarine surf that cut a split on the Caye

reflected mint green off the lens of her Wayfarers

 

Almost lathered in coconut oil

Her cutis emitted the scent of sandalwood

And warm mackeroons

Her smile hinted of a sweet, pitted apricot

Its puckered core with eyes closed

Waiting for that first kiss

That would never come

 

I met her in the morning last week

On the corner of happy and chirpy

The day she tossed her cookies in the street

And swore off cashew wine and meat pie

Her tummy hadn’t been the same since;

The because of a picnic basket brimming

With plain yogurt and sourdough sticky buns

 

“Look at that phosphorescent fish” she exclaimed

Spurting seawater that had backed up

in the snorkel tube into my eyes, her mask

catawampus across her cheeks

“I think you mean fluorescent” retorted I

“it is all the same” she beamed

And smacked her face back into the water

 

I couldn’t help but chuckle

And dove down so she would not notice

Shadows off the palm leaves told me

It was time to head back to the water taxi

With what remained of her chartreuse

Lipstick, she now resembled a fried crustacean

It made me hungry and I longed for croutons

 

She either talked or sang something like

A muzzled version of Del Shannon’s “Down in the Boondocks”

The entire trip

When we docked her now blond locks

Sheared her rostrum and her

White teeth winked at me

Oh my …. Shall I say goodbye?

Copyright © Alan Reed

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ON THE BEACH PARTY SPLASH

we're going kick
and twist
jam eat spam
it'll on the sand with a band
come lets have bash
ON THE BEACH PARTY 
SLASH

Copyright © kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr

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A beach within my reach

I am a basset hound and I love to play
I can run and jump all day
I really love magic and tricks
I also love chocolate bics
Yummy! They are so good 
I would eat a packet a day if I could
My name is Lady and here is a story all about me
I'm a funny looking dog you see:


Lady was home alone

All she had was her green plastic bone

Her owners had gone out for the day

And Lady really wanted   to play

Miserable, she lay on the ground with her long floppy ears

With watery eyes, it seemed as though she was about to burst into tears
 
Suddenly she perked up when she heard a squeaking sound coming from the house

Lady became excited, she hoped it was a mouse

She barked out loud and ran towards the sound

Lady was such a clever basset hound
 
With her long nose, she sniffed out the little mouse in his hiding place

The whole morning turned into a playful ‘dog and mouse’ chase!

The mouse was too fast for her and escaped through a small crack in the wall
  
He was terrified of this funny looking dog who stood two feet tall

Exhausted, Lady flopped down in her basket to rest

She had tried her very, very best
 
She closed her eyes and had a long nap

And dreamt that she managed to squeeze through the scary dog flap

When Lady woke up, her throat felt dry

She needed a gallon of water to drink and she alone knew why!
The sun was shining and it was hot

She found her bowl and gulped down the lot

Lady looked at the new dog flap

She lifted up one of her paws and gave it a sharp tap

She took a chance and pushed herself through the gap

Relief flooded through her, she had made it out of the flap

Out in the sun

It was time for more fun

Lady headed to the beach

It wasn’t far, within her reach

Calm blue sea with the tiniest of waves

Grottos and amazing caves

Lady’s paw marks were all over the sand

She loved to play by the sea and on land

Cool air blew around her as she splashed around in the sea

What a great feeling it was to be free!

The aroma of food was all around

She was always hungry, this hilarious hound

An ice-cream van was parked nearby

Lady drooled and just stood by

A young couple spotted the little dog sitting down on her own

Her sad brown eyes caught their attention, they each bought her a cone

Lady wished that she could shout

She clenched both cones in her mouth
 
She licked off the chocolate ice-cream and wolfed down the rest


Copyright © Brigitte Pace