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Cookies

Cookies are addictive!
OoOoH! Here's one to snatch!
Okay...where's the chocolate chips?
Kraving too many of these treats
I want some now! But...I might get beeefy...
Every bite is mouthwatering, soft and crisp
Should I take another cookie?


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Smile

Sense of humour, elevating our spirits
Musing over the simple things in life, rejoicing at what we find
Imagination stimulated, childlike, seeing the wonders in life
Light heartedness, laughing at one’s self!
Everything as it is meant to be, smiling, enjoying, the gift of life


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BLACK FRIDAY

Bargains galore!
Lots of people out shopping
All looking for that special gift
Carrier bags bulging
Keep an eye on the spending

Frazzled tempers
Riots break out
I got the LAST one
Don’t ever want to go shopping again
All I want is to go home
Yipee  ... only 365 days till we do it all over again!!!

Jan Allison
27th November 2014


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Reflections: Midlife Crisis

P     aranoia permeates, etching itself into your fractured face,
A     cacophony of constant pressure; life remains a stressful race,
N     othing to hope for, no positives like promotion in the workplace,
I      nability to love, relationships lift anchor and set sail without chase,
C     hildren crushing dreams under mortgages; age grows with disgrace
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NUDE

N othing should obscure what nature did intend

U nfortunately on clothes most of us do depend

D ivine is how I feel when I'm in the buff

E nraged are the prudes that don't, that gets them in a huff.


For Andrea Dietrich's Four-Letter Words: An Acrostic Challenge


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UFO Drama Group

Universal in high-school theater groups-
Final call  from their coach, “Kids, go break a leg!”
Overanxious blonde runs to get the cast.


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BAWDY - AcrosticI Love Five Contest

Beautiful lady with bosoms so large
Always on show, for men’s eyes to admire
Walks with a sway, hands on hips, just to send 
Desire through the veins of the eye bulging men.
Years of practice, this "lady" has it down to a fine art.


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                                                 MEN

               Maybe G_d was tired when he enlivened Adam first
               Who would organize the world so full of stuff--
               No man can find his keys without a woman toting purse

Victoria Anderson-Throop (c)2013


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GARDEN ANGST

So thoughtfully planted, these treats for your sight
Long awaited blooms rising up to the light
Under your care as they thrive poised in the sun
Gorgeous petals admired one-by-one 
Beckoning those who should happen upon them 
As the slow and sly grasp roots for ascension
In expectation of the coming reward for their hikes
Thanks left in slime for the delectable bites.

Written on 03/21/2013 for Garden Contest


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LAUGHTER

Laughter is a true medicine
Artful mood changing dietician
Universal umpire of fun
Gigantic pain reducing gun
Heaving hearty hullabaloo
Tombstones stress to Kalamazoo
Engineers relationship glue
Real flavor boost for life's fondue.


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CAPTCHA

8 is a good age~no cares~no worries
3 added beside that eight~83~well could be different
H ealth issues, heart issues, hurt issues
W ell this was just a start 

83HW...CAPTCHA


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Only Julie ann Jones could get Satan on Crack

I was waliking by our's late one Saturday night,when I bumps into Satan I was out scorin' white*,
So I say's,"Now then fella,What's up with ya face?Cause of fire 'n' brimstone I can't find a trace,
Well I've heard all the rumours,I've heard all the hype,but ya seem like a nice lad,D'ya fancy a pipe?
Well he glanced at me briefly then Satan did say,"can ya get me some tackle,top sh*t 'n' class 'A'?
So I told him he'd have to hand over the dough,if some fella with horns tries to score they'll say no,
And thesen dealers don't deal with outsiders [that's best],especially when with pitch-fork and hooves they be blessed,
So I left him stood waiting and what a mistake,when my dealer turned up oing right off his cake,
"F*ckin' hell girl"he said,"What've I told you before?Fckin' swerve all these cranks you keep bringin' to score,
well ya no longer blonde,but ya still f*ckin' dizzy,how'd ya know that that fella's not a snitch or a bizzy?
Well | got all the knowledge straiht from the top shelf,that's no plod ya daft tw*t that's the Devil himself,
[That was six months ago,the poor c*nt ain't looked back,only Julie-ann Jones could get satan on \Crack.





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INDEPENDENCE for Contest

INDEPENDENCE 
FROM SLAVES TO GLOBAL SLAVERS 

In the wonderful  USA they celebrate the 4th of July 
Normally this would be a time of such fun....But...
Due to American global policies , that harm the weak
Every Nation bar one distrusts “the star spangled Banner”
Perhaps it is Ironic , that the USA`s only true ally today   is 
England,   a country that historically enslaved a nation.......
Not one to be conquered , the Americans fought back
Death of many in battle , created an independence 
Every man took up arms and repelled the enslavers
Now to commemorate this fine achievement annualy
Copious amounts of Burgers , Fireworks and parties
Exact their toll on a nation Bursting at the proverbial seams


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Haiku Reader Dies

Headline news lead bleeds
Accidental haiku death
Investigated

Killed by tainted verse
Unidentified victim
Radioactive

Exotic poem
Attracts curious reader
Dripping vitriol

Extreme allergic
Reaction resulted in
Death of some poor schmuck

Industry spokes folks
Encourage illiterates
Stay away from words