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out after dark

They warned me what might be in store.
But I heard all those stories before,
how they do not come back,
disappear in the black,
and I find them a colossal bore.

So I wade out at dusk with my vest,
bamboo rod and a hat with a crest.
Oh, so sure, that this time,
I will hook on my line
the one catch that will prove who is best!

When they found me, the next afternoon,
my remains made the search party swoon.
So, take heed and beware!
Do not venture or dare
to trespass his domain- BLACK LAGOON.

Copyright © Gerard Keogh Jr.

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NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS

What is this, a friendly ghost
Casper was nicer than most
He had a show 
It had to go
No one liked a friendly ghost

We want a dark ghost that's mean
Terrible fright makes us scream
Boo with a bite
Unending night
Where nothing is as it seems

Contest: Kelly's "Ghost"
Date: 10-27-14

Copyright © Lyric Man

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Human Skunk

Nathaniel Boozmann is a human skunk.
Everything he says is nothing but bunk.
He will lie to his father.
He will lie to his mother.
Remember, you cannot unstink a skunk.

Copyright © Jerry Stevenson

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Limerick: Once a Dark Horse in a handicap

Limerick : Once a Dark Horse in a handicap

Once a Dark Horse in a handicap
Led head, tail and hoof in the last lap
All eyes on winning post
Cameras clicked the most
Horse lost in the negative, so clap !

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013

Copyright © T Wignesan

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Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster

Copyright © Dustin Craig

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A Kiss In The Dark

Blinded and saving the love talk in the dark
In a sensuous connection came a spark
An active mind bee-lined for a kiss
Shilly-shally bemused as lass remarks
Lips to nose in a clear view face, turns dark.

Copyright © Ako Henshaw

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The East End, Ends

It's goodbye to mad Frankie Fraser The East Ends gangster appraiser So loyal to the Kray's To his very last day One the Sixties ultimate erasures .

Copyright © James Fraser

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Crocodile Tears

He made her life a living hell.
Her heart immune to the death knell
She breaks down and cries
Tears spring from her eyes
Her acting days now serve her well.

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Contest: Open Poetry 
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
11th July, 2015
Placed 7th

Copyright © Paul Callus

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Looking Forward

Dear little eight year old me
Who's seen the impact of cruelty
Know through the years
There'll be more tears
And hope will feel like a fantasy

The world you know grows dark
The faith you trust will part
Your heart will break
From others mistakes
And familiar anguish will scar

The past will be an open tale
Your darkest secrets soon unveiled
And those naïve
Will choose to leave
But even in this love prevailed

For sweetheart let me tell you this
In the middle of chaos you'll find your prince.
His words will assure
His cuddles secure
And change your world with a kiss
 
Initially cautious of intent
Believing only to be pretend
As months pass by
You instead will find
Every declaration he made, he meant

In time your heart will soften
In his presence pain is forgotten 
The half to your whole
The mate for your soul
Forever together, I'm confident

He'll show you an alternative life
One only the heavens could contrive
Visions will carry
Of being married
Becoming one day his wife

So darling be forewarned 
Of the coming trials and storms
But through the gray 
There'll be a day
When a love between two is born

Copyright © Jessica K

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There was once

There was once a young dancer
Who was recovering from cancer
She wanted fame 
but her leg was lame
So people called her a prancer.
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I know it's really mean and sad but I had this as homework 
and I honestly couldn't think of 
rhyming words and than I just thought of this.

Copyright © Secrets inyoureyes

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The Dark Prince and Gods Darkest Whore

The dark prince and the almighty Gods' darkest whore,
The prince defies God so he is going to even the score,
He's crowned with disloyalty and encouraging her lie,
Sitting by her darkened throne and views the lashings go by,
The Lord then slams and then seals heavens' eternal door.

Copyright © Dawn Gordon

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Happy

To die before you die is worse then death itself.
Time doesn’t stop as you are sprung backwards.
Now you have to climb forward. 
Desperately yearning to revert to your normal self.
Desperately wanting something to spring you back to where you were, happy. 

Copyright © Sean Fahrnebruch

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The Devil's Agents Dark Limerick



The Devil's Agents 
- A Dark Limerick


There Once Was A Man Named Several
Who Became A Secret Agent For The Devil
But When He Asked His Boss
What The Job Would Cost?
He Was Told, 'That's Above Your Pay-Grade Level'
(Rom. 6: 23)


		Written & Copyrighted ©: 10/24/2013
                           by:  MoonBee Canady

Copyright © MoonBee Canady

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Only the Good Die Young Dark Limerick

Even though "Only the good die young"
A very well known song that's sung
But should it be said
Means less in the head
They wanted death before off the tongue

  

Copyright © Matt Forshay

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WISHES DO COME TRUE

She tossed her coin into wishing well
For all to see and for all to tell,
She wished for a husband
One tall dark and handsome,
Hoping the well would break her dry spell.


Well her suitors came from all around
Some gross, some queer, no handsome found,
She looked for a keeper
And not just a looser,
Then she met one financially sound.


Tall dark and handsome, was just a joke
She'd settle for one who wasn't broke,
She got an old fella
He's thirty years older,
And just recovering from a stroke.


Her wish at the well partly came true
When she and her old man said "I do,"
Since she was no beauty
He fulfilled his duty,
It was her Daddy who paid him too!

Copyright © JACQUELYN STURGE

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After Dark

Working back with my secretary,
A power outage as black as can be, 
I could hear her breathing,
My hands started reaching,
I love a good blackout, whoopee!

Copyright © john williams

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Jack's Dark Side



Jacko has a dark side as well as one of fun He laid out too long in the hot sizzling sun Didn't turn over Got over exposure White in front but dark on his bum © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison

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Dark Nights

The space shrinks now the dark nights are here
It closes around but theres nothing to fear
When February arrives,
It will be light at five
So get them in folks and lets have a beer.

Copyright © Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

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Surgical Spirit

A con-man had used his tongue
To cheat his whole life long
And when he took ill
He was offered a pill
Expensive but very strong

He was now in fear for his life
But this Grifter had abandoned his wife
He had no-one to care
Which is why he was there
In case he went under the knife

The surgical team had assembled
He thought one or two resembled
Some people he had conned
But they all had donned
Surgical masks and he trembled

The anaesthetic he could feel
His head spinning like a wheel
But as he went under
He realised his blunder
When he glimpsed his wife's Cuban Heel

The Clinic was a warehouse, you see
His victims had given their time free
For the final trick
Was to make him feel sick
And send him to Purgatory.

Copyright © Ian Jones