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Your Restaurant Gave Me Diarrhea

I ate dinner last night and felt fine It was leftovers at 9 The next day I decided to go out to eat I get a rumble in my stomach and begin to feel the heat What did i do wrong, ate out tonight Now I feel like a crazy bird in flight I feel the pressure as I am stuck in a traffic jam in my Kia Now I know your restaurant gave me diarrhea I make it to the toilet, I sit in the stall Plenty available at the Southern Hills Mall Too much salt, piss and vinegar I begin to feel dizzy, my sight begins to blur I am not in the jungle and I am not Sheena But facts are facts, your restaurant gave me diarrhea My business is finished, I wipe and leave I have a runny nose and blow it on my sleeve As I depart the john I leave behind a green smog The overall experience was too much for the toilet, it clogged Good thing there is employees at six dollars an hour I get home and take a shower Too busy to talk, so I will see ya Won't be another customer there, that restaurant gave me diarrhea Click

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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