You Weren'T Delivered By a Stork!

(This is a fictional poem) When you told that story at the age of five, it was cute. But telling it at twenty-four isn't astute. Stop telling people that you were delivered by the stork. It's stupid and it makes you sound like a dork. You're embarrassing yourself and you're embarrassing me too. Stop telling that story and people might stop laughing at you. You try my patience and it's very irritating to have you for a brother. If you don't stop telling that story, I'll tell people that you and I don't know one another.