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Worst Morning After

Not ever having gotten drunk before,
I drank tequila; then I drank some more.

The night got shorter. Wasted,  then I saw
A tall dark cowboy stride into the bar.

The drinks kept flowing as he hit on me,
And now I have this vaguest memory. . . 

I got up on the counter in high heels.
I think I’ve learned how Jimmy Buffet feels!

I think I did the can-can till  I fell. 
Both head and tail of mine now feel like hell.

And though I’m used to waking up with dread,
No dread compares to what lies in my bed!!

A smelly guy who now I have discovered
must use false teeth, for here they sit uncovered!

Worst morning after; now I’m feeling ill.
Where can I find a morning after pill?

(Hope everyone realizes this is pure fiction. LOL)

For Black Eyed Susan's The Worst Morning After

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich

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  1. Date: 11/15/2013 5:30:00 PM
    This is funny and humorous. Gives the reader a smile and laugh. Nice job Thanks for the great comment on my Discrimination poem

  1. Date: 8/28/2013 3:45:00 PM
    This had me chuckling and you did a great write with this one. love phyl

  1. Date: 8/22/2013 8:07:00 PM
    yeehaw! great read!

  1. Date: 8/5/2013 10:18:00 AM
    great. Congrats on a great win. (:c Jenish

  1. Date: 8/2/2013 3:00:00 PM
    Congratulations Petal, this was always going to be the best morning after lol. Take care, Richard

  1. Date: 8/2/2013 1:27:00 PM
    Humor conquers all..Great write...Rick

  1. Date: 8/2/2013 9:06:00 AM
    hahaha. I love your 'morning after pill" angle. Well done in walking away with the first prize in this contest. Well-deserved, my friend. Licia :-)

  1. Date: 8/2/2013 6:27:00 AM
    It's ok you can tell us the truth Andrea, we won't tell. This was hilarious. I had fun reading it. Joking aside I'm glad it's not true. Congratulations.

  1. Date: 8/2/2013 5:43:00 AM
    Funny lovely poem! I enjoyed reading this. Congrats on your win! Just posted a new poem now.

  1. Date: 8/2/2013 4:22:00 AM
    some of us have lived through similar things often to our regret super poem congrats on win Shadow smiles

  1. Date: 8/2/2013 1:29:00 AM
    Fiction? Congrats on a well deserved win.

    Dietrich Avatar Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 8/2/2013 8:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ok, very funny, Russell!!
  1. Date: 8/2/2013 12:58:00 AM
    Fiction huh? LOL Good imagination. Congratulations. SuZ

  1. Date: 8/1/2013 11:03:00 PM
    a nice winning poem... SKAT

  1. Date: 8/1/2013 9:57:00 PM
    Hello Andrea, congratulations in Susan's "Worst Morning After..." contest. take care. xox~ LINDA

  1. Date: 8/1/2013 9:40:00 PM
    Laughing my *** off....Andrea

  1. Date: 8/1/2013 2:42:00 PM
    Brilliant write, congratulations on your win...Peter

  1. Date: 8/1/2013 1:46:00 PM
    Take two funny pills and call me in the morning, but don't get funny with me okay?...I took the serious approach as did a least one other winner who entered a true gem...Poured my heart and soul into it and even found it to be somewhat cathartic but alas! It was not up to the judge's lofty standards (I'm quite sure I used incorrect punctuation or something) Congrats my friend! - Tim

  1. Date: 8/1/2013 12:42:00 PM
    Congrats on the win! It is a funny one. :o)

  1. Date: 8/1/2013 10:05:00 AM
    this one is so funny....congrats on a great win

  1. Date: 8/1/2013 8:22:00 AM
    we must stay away from tequila ! congrats on your 1st place win Andrea, love it