Worst Morning After

Not ever having gotten drunk before, I drank tequila; then I drank some more. The night got shorter. Wasted, then I saw A tall dark cowboy stride into the bar. The drinks kept flowing as he hit on me, And now I have this vaguest memory. . . I got up on the counter in high heels. I think I’ve learned how Jimmy Buffet feels! I think I did the can-can till I fell. Both head and tail of mine now feel like hell. And though I’m used to waking up with dread, No dread compares to what lies in my bed!! A smelly guy who now I have discovered must use false teeth, for here they sit uncovered! Worst morning after; now I’m feeling ill. Where can I find a morning after pill? (Hope everyone realizes this is pure fiction. LOL) For Black Eyed Susan's The Worst Morning After