World of Haiku

SPIDER Eight furry legs Approaching black blob Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech COCKROACH Periplaneta americana Out of planet, preys on women's tuxedo Blob of fat, smell, monster JULIA'S HAIR Chameleon Gunslinger, sniper Death,myriologue O SPACE A junkyard Sepulcher of machines Requiem CROW Squawk Squawk Gasconade LIZARD A baby lizard Drops on my hand Check in TELEPHONE BILL Krinngggggggggggggg Krinngggggggggggggg Pay your bill today before 12 noon. TOOTHPASTE Ramp up, folks Security with a squeeze A point of no return FIONA, YOUR HUSBAND Critter in your bed Pesky No ****** SANDWICH SAUCE Dijon mustard,light mayonnaise Finely ground black pepper, ketchup finely grated love- red as fire CATCHING THE PUTI FISH Bait on a hook Plop, 0.001 second Catch Puti: a small fish found in shallow water. I have caught many Puti fishes in my childhood and eaten whole deep-fried. MY SIS CAROLYN Eyes, a nest Birdies singing In hair golden moon READING LAMP Turn on Turn off 000000 MY CELLPHONE IS NOT LOYAL My cellphone is not loyal It barks at me And bites when my wife takes over MY WIFE Always busy To save me from the city nymphs Does not know I have kept one in my wallet EGG NOODLES Sun In trellises As cacophonous as a hen yard DOCTOR X Emphysema? Blow your air out I am not a balloon THE PRETTY NURSE PREETI Doctor Hale How do I look ? Prestocaullocystectomically good ORANGE BABY She is the smallest No pips, wafer thin apparel Naked in my mouth, sweetest XYZ I am scared of These three sisters I don't know their whereabouts WENDY AND BRAHMS Wendy and Brahms They could be twins But socio-genetic wardrobe-dysfunction GLURCKOS Concentrate on this word Concentrate concentrate Anything? You need Marcos POETRY My mother My soul my beloved My daughter my son friends poetrysoupers KITCHEN My wife's territory A tigress' den They'll get bones on platter if I enter SHE STARTS TO SLEEP ON MY BOSOM Rhythm of her breathing A dying fall sleep SAY CHEESE I don't like cheese They are like bubblegum Friends, I wink at the camera DOUBLE ENTENDRE Geodesic domes Under Phoebes and Demos The spear of God Mars NIGHT Black canvas Georges Seurat Stars MILK White concavity Food for Gods We give birth, **** erect,mom LISA She dropped a pen I lifted the pen She lifted fire MONA LISA La Gioconda Did you love anybody? Dis you smile? POWER CUTS A jolt of laughter A jolt of electricity We are baboons © RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY