Wisdom Teeth

I learned a lesson a long time ago Back before I met my wife I made a choice I can never take back The worst decision of my life Now don't get me wrong I love my wife She's the apple of my eye I just do whatever she says And I've learned not to ask her why Now you might say I'm henpecked Well, my wife says that's not true At least that's what she told me to say Whenever I writing to you Now it's not her fault that I'm not that wise She says It happened before we met Sometimes I just sit and stare at her 'Cause there's some things I just don't get I used to be smart but not anymore See my brain was stolen by a thief My wife says it happened when I went to the dentist And he pulled all my wisdom teeth