Winter Wonderland

It was the darkest of nights, When Sir Chase lay alone. His drug cravings getting the better of him He hastily busts out a Garfield-sized rip While Lady Kelsey withers away In her dungeon comprised of boonies and the party queen's children Dragging her to the depths of despair Her only light the text message From her savior, Sir Chase. Fair maiden, will thou join me? Let's get wonderfully, irrevocably Higher than a kite. Say goodbye to your queen And her bratlings. Come out with me. Let's make our way to a magical place. The Land of Good Time, We've heard so much about it Shrug off your burdens, enjoy this night. Don't argue if it feels right. Leave your cares at the castle We will be back there tomorrow. My silver chariot is waiting To take us to paradise, to a mystical place of White. Snow, snow, everywhere It's a winter wonderland for you and I. He holds out his hand with a tempting smile And I take it, utterly oblivious To the chasm of disaster I stare in the face.