Why Can'T She Get Pregnant

Why Can’t She Get Pregnant You’d like to have babies But no babies you got Your problem? Your undies What’s under them’s hot Your poor little swimmers They’re kaput – they’re shot What your mother won’t tell you Your Uncle just might When your swimmers get too hot They just give up the fight And buddy your undies Are just too damn tight They need to reside In a much cooler space So that when they’re released To the eggs they will race So give up your skivvies Go commando awhile When your simmers cool off You’ll have babies that smile Uncle Mike A friend was wondering why he and his wife could not get pregnant - I offered him one trick to try (you might not believe this but I learned it from my mom).