Who Killed the Easter Bunny

Saw Humpty Dumpty roll down the street Seemed to be escaping from a color tweak Into the gutter he fell, I checked, Shell seemed to be well I then heard the heroes in a half shell Turtle Power! They picked up Mr. Dumpty and had a pow wow. I heard something about Ms. Bunny needing a lesson Apparently egg die is too big a sensation. Many eggs dipped in liquid, Feels like a interrogation They have no beans to spill Only option they have is faking a thrill Turtles feel bad and they strike a deal Wish I'd followed after hearing the news next day Ms. Bunny, the Turtles, and Mr. Dumpty were to convene Sadly, Ms. Bunny never made another basket I believe the heroes in the half shell completed a bad deed And Mr. Dumpty paid them off with pizza 3/18/2013