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Who Done It

What happened to poor Easter Bunny, was it murder, misfortune or fate?
What to tell the children when the treats are unforgivably late.......

It could have been the tooth fairy, accidently raining teeth as she flew by
Poor Bunny pierced by sharp teeth, extremely deadly from way up high

It could have been Cupid, letting his haphazardly arrows fly
Poor Bunny punctured by a miscalculated arrow gone awry 

It could have been Jack Frost, getting in his last frost before the end of the year
Poor Bunny frozen solid, all that is left sticking out from the snow... a lone ear

It could have been St. Patrick, preaching Christianity in Bunny's ear
Poor Bunny died of an aneurysm hearing bible stories so severe.

It could have been Jack-o-lantern with numerous carvings meant to scare
Poor Bunny had a heart attack, frightened to death, and he without healthcare.

It could have been Santa, driving reckless with mounds of gifts to deliver everywhere
Poor Bunny trampled by reindeer, that he was unable to hop any faster, is so unfair

Which story will you tell your child....why the Easter Bunny comes no more?
Will you confess, that you led your child astray with fabled stories of folklore.

Contest name ~ Clue: Who Murdered the Easter Bunny?
Sponsor ~ Lisa Cooper Poetessdarkly


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  1. Date: 10/10/2013 5:07:00 PM
    Hi Cecilia, love the double impact winning poem... xox~ Linda

  1. Date: 10/8/2013 6:18:00 AM
    Roll-on-the-floor funny my friend!...The line about the bunny's ear sticking out of the snow just FLOORED me - Tim

  1. Date: 10/6/2013 2:51:00 AM
    My big hearty congratulations on your super win on this great write my dear friend Cecilia. Cheers & hugs! Thanks for sharing ! love lots and big hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 10/6/2013 1:42:00 AM
    How could I ever forget this one? glad to see it on this list. Congrats to you.

  1. Date: 10/5/2013 8:36:00 PM
    amazing win......... love ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 5/27/2013 9:51:00 AM
    This was superb, Cecilia! The part about St. Patrick literally made me laugh out loud! A fantasy version of Sherlock Holmes it seems... he he. Me likes this very much!

  1. Date: 4/5/2013 8:34:00 AM
    This is terrific. Such hilariously valid questions. :)

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:59:00 PM
    Congrats on your win love xx

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:56:00 PM
    Congrats Cecilia ...Donna

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 12:59:00 PM
    Hi Cecilia, , a nice winning poem.... congratulations :-) hope you are well xox~ PD

  1. Date: 3/21/2013 8:41:00 PM
    Another who done it. I just know it wasn't me. good luck in the contest. Lucilla

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 7:19:00 AM
    Very entertaining, Cecilia...good luck in the contest!

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 11:30:00 AM
    love this wonderful who done it...

  1. Date: 3/17/2013 6:52:00 PM
    Lol this is great, tell you what though, I can't believe the cruelty this poor bunnies been put through, everyones doing it. Thanks for the comment on my effort, Take care, Regards Richard

  1. Date: 3/17/2013 1:59:00 PM
    ha love it , this is brill and should do well thanks for the laugh xx

  1. Date: 3/17/2013 3:53:00 AM
    They should all be hauled in immediately for questioning and held indefinitely without bail...I always wondered where that little fella got his eggs from...Mother Goose?....Don't tell me he LAID them! (that's rather perverted) Hilarious take on the subject, Cecilia and thanks for starting my day with a smile - Tim

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 7:53:00 PM
    Could have been the big bad wolf awaiting Red Riding Hood..... Easter Bunny paid the price for knowing Wolf was up to no good...... You got a winner here....... Jake

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 5:26:00 AM
    Reads like a winner..Great imagination and creativity in this one..Enjoyed reading this morn..Sara

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 4:14:00 AM
    This is awesome. You will do very well in Lisa's contest. Love this one. Rick.

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 8:59:00 PM
    A :o) as always... I'd probably stick with the folklore one.