What To Buy
What to Buy?
Avoiding clothes again this year
You have strange taste; so wipe that sneer
The tie that you said “blew”
And your hissy fits too
The men’s department? I’ll stay clear!
For some a gift card would be nice
But you whine over every price
No hobbies have you, dear
You even find sports *****
So what do I buy you? Think twice!
Please drop the act; I’m not buying
Cross-dressers are known for lying
Victoria’s Secret
Silk panties, your pocket?
For my high heels we’ll be vying
Copyright © Carolyn Devonshire | Year Posted 2011
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