What Riches To Have Untold

If I were a rich man I tell you what I'd do; I would sleep all day and drink all night; Til I was bored and could snore no more, Then I would look to see if I could find me, When I did I would climb in a bath and soak in cream til' I was clean, I would piss away my money on everything not thinking about tomorrow or even my family, Maybe I would play the lottery hoping I wouldn't win, Then I could try it all again, I guess I would give some to the church then maybe I would find peace with god, I would travel the world to see what I could see, I would buy a yacht and sail around the world, Then if I got bored I would sell the boat and go back to shore, If wishes were horses then beggers would ride, It is nice to think what I would do but when I open my eyes I realize, I am who I am and that I can't lie, I am broke and that is no joke!