What a Whopper

Reg’ slipped it out of his trousers Monica gasped with delight She’d never seen one so enormous And it gave her a bit of a fright He slapped it down hard on the table She reached out and stroked its whole length Then trying to lift up the monster She found she did not have the strength She knew that the size was a problem She knew it would never fit in So she took out a knife from dresser And sliced it all up nice and thin Reg told her that was the last time That people had thought him quite barmy As he walked all the way down the High Street Down his trousers a giant Salami