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Well, I'Ll Be a Monkey's Uncle

Sister monkey’s not so innocent ‘cause it’s not just in trees that she’s spent all her time. She told me that a swinger was she! Now I understand just what she meant. Next she told me right here in this tree she also was having a baby! Well, I guess it’s ok, for at last I can say, that a real monkey’s uncle I’ll be. For john freeman's Limericks Hilarious Poetry contest

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Date: 3/1/2013 10:53:00 AM
hehe...enjoyed this. It's one of my daughter's favorite expressions. She'll say, "Guess what, daddy." I say, "what?" and she says, "a monkey's uncle!"
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Date: 11/11/2012 9:52:00 AM
excellent Andrea, these are awesome....
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Date: 9/7/2012 2:16:00 PM
LOL, love it : )
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Date: 11/9/2011 1:13:00 AM
L.I.B. -----Say those three letters as a sentence...."WELL I"LL BE" L.I.B. A MONKEY'S UNCLE! Ha! I'm the Sofa King Funny Guy! GoNk! Soooo, I am honored that you spoke highly of my Veteran's Day Salute Poem....The time it took to write....You don't wanna know...---OK Nevermind, YOU DO, So I will tell you the truth! -I went to drop a duece, (make some poop in the toilet) and after a clean break, 4-6minutes avg. Out of the bathroom came the poem with me. So yeah, Rough-ly 5 minutes!
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Date: 10/26/2011 1:31:00 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
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Date: 10/26/2011 6:08:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Moses' "Limericks" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/25/2011 9:23:00 AM
How cute is this? Missed it the first time, but thanks for the laugh this morning!! Congrats, Andrea!!
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Date: 10/25/2011 8:58:00 AM
Yes, but you will adore that monkey :-) Congrats on your win!
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Date: 10/24/2011 9:24:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on a great win with this fantastic entry so cool my friend..luv..
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Date: 10/24/2011 7:29:00 PM
Well I'll be, what you said! Watch those sister monkeys, A worthy Limerick Andrea. Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/15/2011 2:13:00 PM
Hilarious,Andrea! Grrrrreat jumpin keepers!
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Date: 10/12/2011 3:43:00 PM
LOL, good one, Andrea
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Date: 10/12/2011 2:30:00 PM
This one touched the funny bone...hope it scores well. xoxo Robert.
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Date: 10/12/2011 11:15:00 AM
Nice bit of monkeying around. You be clever. How can this miss first place. Love, daver
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Date: 10/10/2011 2:05:00 AM
there is no next part... At least not for now... P.d.
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Date: 10/9/2011 7:04:00 PM
good luck
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Date: 10/9/2011 5:43:00 PM
Wishing you winners' circle with this creative and humorous(Ha!) work..Enjoyed reading this afternoon..Thanks for your kind review of my work..I hope this site is repaired soon..Sara
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Date: 10/9/2011 5:23:00 PM
A monkeys uncle you have me smiling with this write. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend. love phyl soup mail
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Date: 10/9/2011 4:15:00 PM
Hilarious write Andrea! A monkey's Uncle, ha ha, awesome and creative work!! Outstanding job with this poem!!
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Date: 10/9/2011 3:56:00 PM
laughing gas, heartie... winner whooty! hope joe finds work... miss ya! :) huggs
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Date: 10/9/2011 1:23:00 PM
Good one very funny. Tony
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Date: 10/9/2011 10:53:00 AM
lol this should do very well my friend in contest me still smiling I too did this one seems like soup does not pass many on to judges tho for I entered a few and the ones that run contest state they never got it so hmmmmm at P.S keep up the great writing hugs and blessings
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Date: 10/9/2011 10:52:00 AM
Haha this is really hilarious!!
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