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The Large Hadron Collider was built deep beneath the Earth to help reveal the secrets of the Universe's birth. I'm not quite sure what benefits this expensive research brings but I wish that they would give answers to more important things- Like, when you're in a rush, why all the traffic lights are red, why every night the missus takes up four-fifths of the bed. If love has got no spikes or blades, why does it often hurt? And how does boiled beetroot know you're wearing a white shirt? So, Scientists, splitting a proton just to find what it unlocks, maybe in the black hole you'll find a pile of my odd socks?

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Janis Thompson

Date: 9/26/2016 10:57:00 AM

I love this. Well put and good rhyme. tp

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/27/2016 12:57:00 AM

Thanks, Janis, Viv x

Jean Murray

Date: 9/24/2016 5:24:00 PM

ViV, you are at the end of my list of favourites. Is it alphabetical? Anyway, just when I need a lift, you crack me up. Thank you.

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/25/2016 12:03:00 AM

It's been a problem all my life, Jean, I was last in the queue for school dinners, too. I was a stick insect for seventeen years. I am considering changing my name to Aaron A. Aardvark. Aaron x

Carol Eastman

Date: 9/24/2016 1:28:00 PM

LOL... Bravo!

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/25/2016 12:03:00 AM

Thanks, Carol. Life's little mysteries we shall take to our graves. Viv x

Casarah Nance

Date: 9/22/2016 6:09:00 AM

haha clever, I enjoyed ;) hugsx

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/22/2016 11:11:00 PM

Thanks, Casarah, I'm sure you have similar unanswered questions, Viv x

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/21/2016 3:30:00 PM

You are at your best in this short humorous poetry, Viv. Love it.

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/22/2016 5:56:00 AM

Yes, Andrea, the 'Legend' one was long just to do an epic build up, before going silly. Not my usual style, I know. Thanks for popping by, hope you're ticketty-boo. Love 'n hugs, Viv x

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 9/21/2016 9:08:00 AM

Hilarious Viv, please keep them coming as we could all use a daily laugh!:)

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/22/2016 5:57:00 AM

I don't know about daily, Cheryl, not enough hours in a day at the moment..... Thanks for dropping by, glad you liked it. Viv x

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 9/21/2016 8:17:00 AM

Ha ha, this is fun Viv. Also, thanks for visiting.

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/22/2016 5:58:00 AM

Thanks, Richard, there are some things mankind will never get to grips with. Hope you're doing fine. Regards, Viv

Laura Leiser

Date: 9/20/2016 11:38:00 PM

Loved the humor in this, as usual! So entertaining, Viv :)

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/21/2016 12:09:00 AM

Thanks, Laura, so many frustrating questions in life, eh? Viv x

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/20/2016 5:11:00 PM

Viv, now that's one discovery, I want to be part of...lol..enjoyed. Linda

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/21/2016 12:10:00 AM

Nah, I can't believe you have any odd socks, Linda- I bet yours are all paired up in the tubes from toilet rolls, to stop 'em escaping. Viv x

Supraja Kannan

Date: 9/20/2016 10:10:00 AM

Ha ha... Very funny..Your poem made me smile...I enjoyed it... Great one...

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/21/2016 12:11:00 AM

Thanks, Supraja, appreciate the visit. Viv

Daniel Turner

Date: 9/20/2016 9:19:00 AM

Very funny, Mr Viv. If sound can't travel through a vacuum why are they so loud? How can we trust atoms, when they make up everything? Love your sense of humor!

Charlie Smith

Date: 9/20/2016 8:40:00 AM

Why do we always have to stand up to reach that new roll of toilet paper? Good one Viv...

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/21/2016 12:11:00 AM

Indeed, Charlie, that's why I've got a container of 'em on the floor. Just out of reach :( . Viv

Nette Onclaud

Date: 9/20/2016 7:54:00 AM

lol, viv.. wondering now about the black hole..heelarious!..huggs

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/21/2016 12:12:00 AM

They must go somewhere, nette. Viv x

Jan Allison

Date: 9/20/2016 6:56:00 AM

ha ha ha oh great humour Mr Viv ... those mysteries of life that cannot be resolved - I am sure there is a sock monster in most houses as I too have a pile of unmatched socks! :-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/20/2016 7:20:00 AM

...not forgetting that on a roll of sellotape, the last half that you really need at the end is always brown paper. Now THAT needs sorting. Thanks for dropping by, Jan. Viv x