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Watery Grave

There once was a fellow called Dwight, Who thought a water bed was right, But his house caught on fire, And the outcome was dire, When he was poached to death that night. * For Natalie's Fun Death contest * Based on an old joke, like the man who tried to hang himself with a piece of elastic and bashed his brains out on the ceiling, LOL

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Date: 12/6/2011 5:37:00 PM
Love old jokes turned into rhymes - How about doing one on that elastic hanging.
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Date: 12/6/2011 10:55:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Natalie's "Die A Fun Death" contest Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/5/2011 1:37:00 AM
Jack, congrats on your win..David
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Date: 12/5/2011 1:27:00 AM
Excellent Congratulations on your win x
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Date: 12/4/2011 10:31:00 PM
Love it Jack. Still laughing
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Date: 12/4/2011 9:33:00 PM
Jack-This is so funny my friend! Great job :) A big congrats. to you for your win in my contest :)
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Date: 11/21/2011 8:01:00 PM
neatly related in Limerick Jack..good luck in contest luv... my oldest son has a water bed..must make him read this one luv..
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Date: 11/20/2011 10:19:00 AM
Hey, Jack, I sleep on a waterbed. Maybe I'll join Dwight in the "poached" entrees at the dinner buffet. LOL Excellent entry for Natalie's contest. I'm going to enter a single limerick too. Best wishes in the contest, my friend. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/19/2011 10:09:00 PM
Jack, you have written a dynamically crazy write here! That poor man, died of stupidity! The poem flowed so well and it is so catchy you just had to read til the end of the poem!!(not that I would've stopped reading it) Wonderful, wonderful work!!
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Date: 11/19/2011 8:26:00 PM
forgot to say.I bet the mongoose video was cool to watch!I'd of been rooting for him too.
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Date: 11/19/2011 8:06:00 PM
hahaha, this is awesome. And I see you like my name Dwight. Maybe it was the same idiot who tried to be a ninja.
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Date: 11/19/2011 6:52:00 PM
HAH! Yep, knew 'fore I read I'd like this one. If anyone can handle this 'test 'tis you, nice job, jack, namaste~N
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Date: 11/19/2011 6:12:00 PM
Very funny, Jack. Best wishes in the contest. Kim
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Date: 11/19/2011 4:42:00 PM
Oh, how sardonically humorous. I don't laugh very often, but this definitely got a guffaw out of me. Good job!
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Date: 11/19/2011 4:30:00 PM
Very funny...witty man you!!
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Date: 11/19/2011 3:46:00 PM
Good one Jack Tony
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Date: 11/19/2011 3:39:00 PM
Cute one ...Sad though..Good luck in the contest..Reads like winners' circle..Thanks for the kind reviews of my works..Sara
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