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Watch Your Diet, Santa

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Watch Your Diet, Santa

On his annual flight about the earth,

   Santa continues to expand his girth!

      'Tis due to cookies and milk,

         And other treats of that ilk,

            That he samples from Botswana to Perth!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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  1. Date: 12/9/2013 3:49:00 PM
    Poor ole Santa! Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting on my verse. Light & Love

  1. Date: 12/9/2013 1:02:00 PM
    Hi Robert wonderful lol, all the best Poetowen

  1. Date: 12/6/2013 8:06:00 AM
    bob - you cracked me up with this one! keep 'em coming!!!

  1. Date: 12/5/2013 7:58:00 PM
    Haha, yes. Santa 'd better watch out. He may not be able to slide down the chimney. Enjoying the cold weather, Bob?