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Warning - Don'T 'Rodger' the Lodger

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Billy's found with the Swedish au pair His wife caught them in bed – both were bare Billy couldn’t dodge her - She cut off of his todger ... He’s having urgent medical care! 05~29~16

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Jean Murray

Date: 5/31/2016 5:45:00 PM

Sex on the brain....again??

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2016 3:33:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 5/31/2016 7:43:00 AM

rightly so... ouchie though... lol

Jan Allison
Date: 5/31/2016 8:34:00 AM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/30/2016 4:27:00 PM

Ut oh....I think im going to put on my athletic supporter

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2016 4:30:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin

Date: 5/30/2016 10:30:00 AM

Ouch! Here is one I never posted. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...Jack jumped over the candle stick...He didn't jump clear, it slid up his rear...Now he's spittin out wick. Do you think it's too naughty? Love, daver

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2016 12:52:00 PM

ha ha ha gone be naughty Daver lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 5/30/2016 5:51:00 AM

It serves him well! haha! A lesson to learn! Excellent dear, Jan! Moral of the story? It pays to be faithful!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2016 6:53:00 AM

It's a hard price to pay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/30/2016 2:13:00 AM

Billy kind of deserves what he got. I sure wouldn't have the guts to do it tho'. Lol. Very clever and humorous limerick Jan. You have written so many. I can't even write one! #7 ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2016 2:56:00 AM

I'm planning on publishing a humour book Connie :-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/29/2016 10:11:00 PM

G'day Jan ... I can't emphasize 'urgent' enough ... if I was Billy - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2016 2:55:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 5/29/2016 8:50:00 PM

Lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2016 9:00:00 PM

:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 5/29/2016 4:49:00 PM

When I saw the comic I laughed, how could a poem be even funnier? But you did it! Hilarious! Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2016 4:55:00 PM

I found the cartoon after I wrote the poem I thought it was so so funny:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 5/29/2016 4:12:00 PM

Funny one Jan, you are so good at these limericks~

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2016 4:17:00 PM

Thanks so much Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/29/2016 1:02:00 PM

Hi Jan, Lol! You are so good at these! First thing I thought of was John Bobbit 7:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2016 1:06:00 PM

I thought of him too Alexis lol - gosh that is going back a few years now!:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 5/29/2016 12:41:00 PM

Hahaha! He'll also need a lot of psychological care! Am running out of funnies, me thinks, so I'm editing many of my translations. This poem of Rilke's is one of my favorite, but then he wrote so many incredibly beautful poems! Enjoying very hot summer weather now. Thanks for the stop by. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2016 12:45:00 PM

LOL thanks Maurice - I have to admit I had fun with this one - I changed the title from 'caught in the act' I think the new title is much better lol:-) I can't see you ever running out of funnies my friend you are a joy to read whatever style you write in:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/29/2016 12:31:00 PM

- A Swedish au pair ............... thanks, at least not one Norwegian blondine :)))) - Poor Billy - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2016 12:31:00 PM

I was tempted to use that lol but thought better of it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/29/2016 10:15:00 AM

Striking fear into the hearts of men everywhere now this poor fellow has no need for underwear.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2016 10:40:00 AM

LOL thank's Richard yes it is a stark warning in fact I've changed the title now lol:-) hugs jan xx