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Viagra Falls

There once was a man from Niagara
whose wiener's so long it would stab ya'

but when it got little 
his pills became skittles   
until he O.D.'d on Viagra

© ~JSLambert  2011*****A classic "stiff" competitor, standing "firm" amongst other "members" in the "thick" of the competition:) hope everyone gets "a rise" out of it!

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  1. Date: 3/23/2013 9:29:00 AM
    beautiful poem, well written. In such a windy and snowy day, reading this piece just completes my relaxation. What a poem!

  1. Date: 4/16/2012 11:01:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Sidney~LeeAnn's "Haiku From The Heart" contest JSL. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 4/13/2012 10:43:00 PM
    congrats JS on a fantastico third place win ..luv..

  1. Date: 4/13/2012 10:07:00 PM
    Mr. it.., , a wonderful congratulations.. with this awesome poem * good night. :-) always~ PD

  1. Date: 4/13/2012 6:41:00 PM
    Congratulations JS!! lol...really tickled my funny "bone"....big huggss--love,deb ;)

  1. Date: 4/13/2012 5:42:00 PM
    Different one for sure..Congrats..Sara

  1. Date: 4/13/2012 3:33:00 PM
    Yes, the competition was ruff...Congrats to you, Domo!...Good Sam Graduate Nursery '68!...ha ha. Love, GWendolen

  1. Date: 11/19/2011 8:53:00 AM

  1. Date: 9/21/2011 7:55:00 PM
    ok, I gotta take a break and some air...ODin on guffaws. Will be back for more

  1. Date: 8/7/2011 3:38:00 AM
    hahahaha...this is too funny. I luv it.... really

  1. Date: 8/5/2011 10:50:00 PM
    Hilarious, limericks are wonderful and this is the best!

  1. Date: 7/24/2011 8:23:00 PM
    I love limericks. This is a laugh, good one

  1. Date: 6/30/2011 9:28:00 AM
    Haha this one sure is funny and witty :) This sure is a fun read :D

  1. Date: 6/29/2011 8:16:00 PM
    From serious notes to Hilarious and funny write you have wonderful potentials my friend. Love and best wishes...Ravindra...JS Lambert

  1. Date: 6/29/2011 8:15:00 PM
    From serious notes to Hilarious and funny write you have wonderful potentials my friend. Love and best wishes...Ravindra...JS Lambert

  1. Date: 6/25/2011 9:51:00 AM
    think vigria causes cancer too cause when my x took it seems like he died soon after this made me lol tho and made me think of that jerk lmao thanks for uplift needed today and keep on trucking

  1. Date: 6/22/2011 7:59:00 PM
    great read,,,,lol......

  1. Date: 6/22/2011 6:09:00 PM
    This is really good...totally hilarious!

  1. Date: 6/21/2011 9:57:00 PM
    hahaha. This is limerick how they are supposed to be done. Naughty funny!!! This may be a family site, but this is fine and dandy like skittle candy!! Love it.

  1. Date: 6/21/2011 1:49:00 PM
    By the way, JS, I lived in Florence for a year when my sons had a gas station on Irby Street.