Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership

Very Interesting Facts

Jack Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison - LIFETIME Premium Member Jack Ellison - Premium MemberPremium Member Send Soup Mail Go to Poets Blog Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below is the poem entitled Very Interesting Facts which was written by poet Jack Ellison. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Read Poems by Jack Ellison

Best Jack Ellison Poems

+ Fav Poet

Very Interesting Facts

Once read that a kangaroo can't jump Unless its tail is touching the ground I've tried it and I couldn't jump either I too, was literally earth bound Heaviest land mammal is the elephant Weighing around 8,000 pounds Me mum-in-law comes in a close second Those booms are her walking around A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge A dime has only 118 grooves Bet you'll be able to sleep well tonight This information tends to soothe A whale's heart beats 9 times a minute Faster when they're having sex Imagine the picture you guys are having Afterwards, smoking a cigarette It's a little known fact that baby robins Eat 14 feet of worms a day Imagine the heartburn these guys have Need lotsa Pepto Bismol I'd say If you ever decide to walk to the sun It would take you about 2000 years If someone started back in 14 A.D. They're just about to burn up, I fear In Turkey, back in the 16th century Drinking coffee could get you hanged Imagine if they killed you for that today Populations would drop with a bang Every 8 seconds, a new baby is born Every 14 seconds there's a death I suggest we all should stop having sex Coz we won't have any space left! © Jack Ellison 2013

Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment
  1. Date: 4/24/2013 12:11:00 AM
    14 feet of worms? Well that's shocking! It's hard to imagine those birdies digesting that much food at once, in just a day. I appreciate what you're doing here because you actually have to do some research before getting down to write. That's dedication, my friend!

  1. Date: 4/21/2013 7:10:00 PM
    Oops Jack...I accidently you EVER sleep??? Haha enjoyed......

    Jones Avatar Donna Jones
    Date: 4/24/2013 9:54:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Now you,ve changed names on me..Jake????? Who is this new guy pray tell????
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/22/2013 3:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I think you told me once you had a whole pile of poems in a draw! Well, I'm the same. I'm pulling out a bunch I wrote and posted on FanStory before quitting there last August and came to P-Soup! Still got a bunch to go... love ya! Hugs, Jake xoxox
  1. Date: 4/21/2013 3:30:00 PM
    A very entertaining list of information here! And, truthfully, nobody is going to stop having sex. Ever. Great job! :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/22/2013 2:57:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Something tells me you're right! LOL Thanks Drake... cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 4/21/2013 12:51:00 PM
    You have been busy coming up with all these interesting facts for all of us, and I must say that I am very grateful that you have as they are truly fun! You have masterfully created some wondrous interesting facts poetry my friend! I really enjoyed reading these awesome poems the last few days or week! What a delightful poem this one is, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/22/2013 2:56:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Don't know how many more of these I'll post... many one or two more. Youse guys seem to like 'em! Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 4/21/2013 8:59:00 AM
    Jack... Jack... Jack... The heaviest mammal is the dragon sleeping on my shored up couch... with a bottle of barbecue sauce in his hands... He's a bit territorial and won't let me on it.... Dumb dragon... I Wonder if a dragon tail can be lite up? Are they fire proof, too?... Hmmm... Might make a good science experiment for our schools yearly Science Fair... Don't you think? Snicker...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/22/2013 2:54:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Carol... Carol... Carol... I really thought it was the elephant! I will email Google and tell them to take down that erroneous information! Love ya! Hugs, Jack xoxox