Very Interesting Facts
Once read that a kangaroo can't jump
Unless its tail is touching the ground
I've tried it and I couldn't jump either
I too, was literally earth bound
Heaviest land mammal is the elephant
Weighing around 8,000 pounds
Me mum-in-law comes in a close second
Those booms are her walking around
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge
A dime has only 118 grooves
Bet you'll be able to sleep well tonight
This information tends to soothe
A whale's heart beats 9 times a minute
Faster when they're having sex
Imagine the picture you guys are having
Afterwards, smoking a cigarette
It's a little known fact that baby robins
Eat 14 feet of worms a day
Imagine the heartburn these guys have
Need lotsa Pepto Bismol I'd say
If you ever decide to walk to the sun
It would take you about 2000 years
If someone started back in 14 A.D.
They're just about to burn up, I fear
In Turkey, back in the 16th century
Drinking coffee could get you hanged
Imagine if they killed you for that today
Populations would drop with a bang
Every 8 seconds, a new baby is born
Every 14 seconds there's a death
I suggest we all should stop having sex
Coz we won't have any space left!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2013
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