Untutored Chef
I've done alot'a dumb things,
Some of the dumbest in the kitchen,
Like pizza dough wrapped meatloaf,
Usually all so good,
But once made with lemon flavored
breadcrumbs......as gross as it sounds....
Gotta read the label, tom,
Biggest fool around!
I can remember cooking a Thanksgiving meal,
Instead of turkey, I got such a deal!!!
And roasted a buzzard...
And the chickens I've cooked
With the inners packages still inside,
That kind of Tomfoolery
Is hard to hide....
And how come the potatoes disappeared
In my pea soup?
Alien abduction?
Is that how low they'd stoop?
And why'd my corn fritters...
Taste more like cow flop??
French fries made from Mr. Potatoe Head?
Was my mind really that dead?
And Beer Pie,
Made by freezing beer,
In a cooked shell...
Sounded good,
Tasted like h_ll,
That's what you get,
When your cook's tom bell.
Copyright © Tom Bell | Year Posted 2008
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.
Please
Login
to post a comment