Under the Skirt

A savvy transit cop observed An action quite suspicious. A perpetrator was engaged In business most malicious. His newspaper was subtly placed Beneath a woman’s skirt, While clipped to it, a camera pen Took photographs, covert. The victim was oblivious That she was being snapped, But soon the rogue photographer Had handcuffs tightly clapped. Ironically, the culprit Is a well-esteemed M.D., Of all things a urologist, Who sees these parts for free. So why this weird behavior When he’s far away from work? He risked his whole career For what his job had as a perk. The lesson to be learned is that A gal should be alert; You never know what may be lurking Underneath your skirt.