Unconventional Warfare

A convention of unconventional warfare It’s the Olympics of BS, the mind boggles Unrelenting coverage; I try not to stare Through my thick, round minion goggles Slogans chanted numbly trump reality Still, there are three sides to every story Windmills fall; eclipse goes to totality Attention shoppers, Kool-Aid spill on aisle three I’m trying to grasp, the mindset eludes That would make you cheer deliriously Reality, as it’s wont, invariably intrudes While they wink conspiratorially And speaking of warfare, it seems I’ve heard Special ops uses aerosolized narcotics So instead of feeding us the national turd Give the politicians aerosolized antipsychotics 7/28/16