Uhm...Err...Oi Vay!!

I have to fine tune my ears to hear exactly what you’re saying please tell me it’s my imagination oh hell why don’t you just pinch me to convince me… Did you just whisper the words? “l love you”? err, its not the first of April is it? I guess you’re not joking because you’re not laughing, silly me is turning your confession into something amusing… Thoughts are racing through my mind, Do I say I love you too? Or do I just say me too? Err I did not get the memo on declaring one’s love or I was absent from class on that day… Someone please come to my rescue better yet, let me go call a friend, I’m sure one of my girlfriends will know how to handle this situation with more finesse than what this novice ever could…. While grabbing my phone I head for the door, turning around half screaming “Hold that thought, I’ll be right back!” Disappearing into the bathroom and closing the door behind me…