Tv Ads

There's nothing like a TV ad. A crass intrusion to a play, It shreds my nerves and makes me mad. And some of them are really bad The products too – they'll make you pay; There's nothing like a TV ad. The use of animals is sad : Chimps “talking”, drinking tea all day ! It shreds my nerves and makes me mad. But Russian meerkats make me glad, To buy insurance ? Well, I may – There's nothing like a TV ad. A bicycle pushed by a lad Up cobbled street with brown loaf, aye, It shreds my nerves and makes me mad. And now I'll take a break, by gad, A drink's the tonic, so they say, There's nothing like a TV ad. They shred my nerves and make me mad