Turbo Lax Chicken

I want some chicken to chew on I wanna eat it until its all gone I want to slather it in turbo lax And cover it in tic tacs I love the chicken's neck My parents always say "what the heck?" But i don't care Finding a grilled chicken neck is very rare I'd kill somebody if they try to steel my chicken neck, but who would dare? I eat it so fast i'm like the hear in tortoise and the hare So when i see a chicken it better run Because what i'm going to do to it isn't going to be very fun!