Trp V1:15

Tension Relief Program or TRP is a new treatment for a condition from which many of us suffer. Step 1: Say "Footboatgoose" 3 times. Step 2: Laugh. If you cannot laugh, try restarting the program. Saying "footboatgoose" 3 times may summon goofballs with bad hair, foul language, and noisy black & white striped suits. TRP may cause ILLS(Infinite Logic Loop Syndrome). If you develop ILLS, suspend using TRP and call Tech Support. ILLS may make you unsafe to drive, so ask a friend to help you. Treatment of ILLS is available and recovery is possible. Side effects of TRP may include snorkel nose, pick-up stickyballs, and memory crapping. Less common side effects may include trembling limbo bimbo, itchy fuzz-butt stubble, and jumping Macarena beans. Men may experience interrupted pistachio stream and/or herniated taco sauce. Women may experience runaway Fallopian tubin' and/or made in China milk. WARNING: Saying "footboatgoose" around strangers may cause temporary detention. TRP is still in development, but I think it is safe to use in moderation. Please send all concerns to whom? TRP v1.15 - Fit to Print