Trim Mr Claus

Trim Mr. Claus Trim Mr. Claus the headlines all read Trim Mr. Claus the doctors all said Trim Mr. Claus or he’ll end up dead That fat guy has got to slim down Trim Mr. Claus what’s that all about Trim Mr. Claus he’s diabetic no doubt Trim Mr. Claus he probably has gout That fat guy has got to slim down Trim Mr. Claus and cut off that beard Trim Mr. Claus that’s the part children feared Trim Mr. Claus the critics all jeered That fat guy has got to slim down And now that the country has all gone PC No one gets away with living life free Everyone answers to the powers that bee That fat guy has got to slim down Mdailey