Tom's Twelve Terrible Tid-Bits

"The Wear B_tch Project"- a truly nasty runway model presents fashions for the damned. Monsoon- an alternate description for late Sunday. Internet- a temporary safely net for trapeze artists. Cardiac- a generic Pontiac. Lattice- a very, very stale, and hard, vegetable sandwich condiment. Alocoholic- a major fan of Al's Hauling Co. Lavish- a fish in the toilet. Carrier Pigeon- a bird that craps all over the USS Ronald Reagan. Pyrex- a vicious carnivor / dinosaur made pastry treat. Jamboree- shoving a bo up ree's butt. Janitor- an entertaining supervised excursion for Jan. Phantom- an appreciator of Tom's Tid-Bits. Service- a friendly offering of ice cubes. Serpentine- a Lordly paint thinner. Cutlass- a female surgeon. Laureate- a person who consumes "laurs". Allright, so I can't count!!!!!