To Yoda An Ode Contest

The man looked at his twinkle Shucks what's become of me I used to rise and shine Now all i do is pee Yoda said, "Size doesn't matter Saying take a look at me I have  the force behind me" But still  I am so twee "Come close and feel the force Around us, you and me". "Everywhere the fire" Said I Looking down hopefully Guess it hasn't reached that far Will stoke the burners well "Do or do not, there is no try" Are the words that Yoda tells So next time when in the loo Trying to raise a smile Remembering what yoda has I outdo him by a mile.