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Tiger and Lindsey

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn
Are dating – golly gee!
So when she nails him cheating,
She can clock him with a ski.

His ex-wife, Elin, only had
A golf club for the deed.
A ski should work much better, 
Though that isn’t guaranteed.

If I were Lindsay, you can bet
I’d be quite well-prepared;
And Tiger, with his balls in tow,
Would soon be running scared.

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 3:55:00 PM
    This peice is why I'm putting these here. :):):):) With senitment like this, I'm amazed he can even hit the ball. :)

  1. Date: 4/1/2013 10:43:00 AM
    lol, had a good chuckle here

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 5:23:00 PM
    Good one, Ilene! Reading your poems is such a treat! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 8:15:00 PM
    Haha! Great sense of humour, and ability in arranging and choosing words.

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 10:59:00 AM
    Ilene!!!! You are the TIGER here! ;) Atta girl! Love ya!

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 9:03:00 AM
    Nice to read - funny, Ilene! - Happy Easter! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)