Three Musky Tears

I was walking in the countryside with my two best friends We didn't see the tractor that was coming round the bend The farmer was spreading liquid manure and it sure did stink He meant to turn the spreader off but he did not think. The solution had a stench of ammonia mixed with poo It absolutely coated me but it missed the other two They are crying with laughing at my misfortune But when I drive them home they will change their tune. Darren wants to drive us home, oh boy there is a smell Shame the car has leather seats, to clean them will be hell I get Jenny to sit in the front next to my handsome man She’s lucky the car has air con and is sitting next to the fan I sit on the back seat with my hand covering my nose Wish I was in Darren's garden I’d prefer to smell a purple rose Jenny is quite happy she’s got her hand on Darren’s knee I tell her to remove it - he’s MY man and I can see We drop Jenny home so it’s now just Darren and me He’s off to have a shower or share a bath tee hee hee 6th July 2014-07-06 Written by JADAZZLE ~ Jan Allison & Darren Watson