This Poem Is For Men

>This poem is for the men who might read this book. It is NOT for the women, although having said that I assume you will read it anyway. Just remember I am married and it is all meant in fun. ‘Ouch.’ ‘What do you think of this dear?’ Why is it when I answer? I’m always wrong you know. Is it because I’m a married man? Were’re always last to know. I mean, ask me a question? Is this colour right they say? You know if you answer yes or no. Both will be wrong that day. So I do not answer. Then she does complain at me. Says I am no help at all. And I cannot disagree. So I say, ‘if you’ve made your mind up. Why ask me at all? Is it because I’m always wrong. And you don’t look a fool!! All the colours of the rainbow. Really do suit you. And if that colour is not there. That one is right for you.’ Of course the answer is wrong. As many men can tell. So why do we go with them shopping? Just to pay the bill, I’ll tell. As that’s what married men are for. As I do know very well. As my wife never reads my poetry, as she thinks I am wasting my time as no one ever reads it. I want you all to prove her right, sorry I meant wrong lol (The mad Author)