Things Gone Missing

There once was a flexible stripper got her nipple caught in a zipper the fabric flexed but she was vexed It got sawed off in the gripper There once a one-nippled stripper she lost her nip in a zipper but she’s still healthy and now she’s wealthy ‘cause a one-handed fan’s a big tipper There once was a one handed guy who saw a loose nipple go by at the Bada BIng shoulda heard him sing he caught the next one on the fly Now the one-nippled stripper has money Now the one-handed guy has a honey you never know how life will go You might not miss what you lose ain’t it funny?