The Worlds Biggest Cock

I like chickens, They’re cuddly and they’re cute When I goes out on Friday night I wears a chicken suit People stares at me an says “Just look at him he’s barmy” They won’t find it so funny When I’ve raised my chicken army We’ll take the world by storm Then I won’t be the laughing stock Surrounded by my chickens I will be the biggest cock I like chickens They are my only friends I love them all, the cockerel The baby chicks the hens We’ll dominate the world And then this bird will rule roost I’ll cock a doodle doo to give My birds a morale boost I’ll march upon the capital Encircled by my flock You’ll hear the people turn and say “Just look at him, the Cock!”