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The Secret Life of Buxom Bertha

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The Secret Life of Buxom Bertha

The Secret Life of Buxom Bertha

By Elton Camp

Bertha’s nineteen she always will mention
She certainly know how to get attention

She goes to pick-up sites every day
There, her many charms to display

Her enticing measurements she’ll share
To tell her astonishing libido does dare

“Oh, John, I just can’t wait to meet you.
Please tell me everything you’d do!”

She knows exactly the right things to say
To keep mens’ attention coming her way

But to meet in person she will delay
“My husband I feel a bit bad to betray”

However, bawdy talk is her chief delight
For which she’s online both day and night

All who respond she’s able to deceive
That it’s true, she almost does believe

Her pictures are taken from a porn site
She is shapely, beautiful, a pure delight

She’s a fiftyish housewife in reality
The most obese you’ll ever see

Bertha takes a break to mop the floor
Then she hurries right back for more

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