The Poetic Warlock Returns (Trick Or Treat)

Let me metamorphose into my alter ego, so prepare yourself for a shock. I'm the great great grandson of Edgar Allen Poe, So call me the Poetic Warlock! Beware of my stare for I will hypnotize; This is a poetic warfare so get in your battle stance. This slam to you is just for exercise, so don't you dare sh#t your pants! This is just a poem to make a souper laugh; So boy I hope that's okay with you. After I'm done, I'll send you my autograph, because I don't wanna get too close to doo-doo! Don't you dare soup mail me again, looking to battle with me. Boy you know you can't win, you just want a souper to tattle on me! I've slammed you from here to Bangkok, and used several different poetic forms as well. You still haven't got enough of the Poetic Warlock, so now I am taking you to hell! I'm pulling a Charles Manson, so pick up a gun and put it to your head. On your grave I'll be break dancin, you're now dealin with a poetic thoroughbred! So to help you write a slam, you got help from your lil brother????!!! I'm pulling out the pentagram and putting a hex on you like no other!! You saw what I did to your teacher, and she took it beyond poetry. It was a triple - x feature, and I was at the center of envy! Why are you back for more embarrassment, are you a pain freak? Soupmailing me so much is borderline harrassment; next you'll be following my technique! No no you can't sniff my boxers dude, you need to step up off my jock! You know I tend to be a lil' crude for I am the Poetic Warlock! Boy I'm smoking you like a Cuban cigar, and the taste is bittersweet. This Halloween will be poetically bizarre, so TRICK - OR - TREAT!! *Response to my buddy and his lil' brother's slam;) SLAM?????? lol