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The Missing Pizzas

The pizza delivery truck Crashed into the bay Along with delivery guy Three pizzas one stuffed crust did flay Five full grown sharks and one baby Upon the beach did lie Soaking up the sun with round bellies And nap flipping flies While the news broadcast the tale About the missing pizzas....... And that poor pizza delivery guy.. That news reporter a real diva She could not see the scene Beneath the blue bay Where tiny fish still ate the crumbs Left by the sharks at play The feeding frenzy still goes on under the blue water The driver swam to shore death spared Now kissed by an otter

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 7/11/2014 9:47:00 PM
Sara A humorous and creative write that made me laugh and smile. Thank you for the nice comment on my Friends Don't Give Up poem
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Date: 5/23/2014 4:11:00 PM
I've just read a great Poem by Robert Pettit on "Mercy for the Pizza Delivery" and now I found this jewel. This is a fun and fantastic piece. Truly glad I clicked on it.
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Date: 5/21/2014 4:35:00 PM
Dear Sara, I had some great laughs reading this poem and am delighted the driver was spared so he could receive the otter's kiss. This must be fiction, right? I can't imagine the rotund sharks flopping on the sand. What a great sense of humor you have! Love, carolyn
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Date: 5/18/2014 3:06:00 PM
lol, had a chuckle here
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Date: 5/18/2014 12:46:00 AM
oh my, I was thinking an actual baby was with the sharks until I reread the poem and got it!! This is so funny. Love the ending on this.
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Date: 5/15/2014 10:19:00 PM
Haha, too funny, Sara. So that pizza man delivered the sharks some pizzas! Wonder if the sharks like them, lol :)
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