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The Limmerjack Song

Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I write all day I write silly stuff, I fry my brain I go to the lava-tree On weekday's I get hammered And write about thirty-three I write pretty poems I eat lotsa stuff I goes to the lava-tree On weekday's I get hammered And write about thirty-three CHORUS I write silly stuff, I fry my brain I like to pick wild flowers I dress up in women's clothing And hang around in showers Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I write all day © Jack Ellison 2015 (My apologies to Monty Python)

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 5/18/2015 6:46:00 PM

This is just a brilliant parody!!! Awesome verse Jack! Loved reading it. Hehe. Monty Python is hilarious btw. : 3 Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2015 6:52:00 PM

Sorry my dear Laura, they messed me up again! Ignore the note below! Watched every episode of The Flying Circus! They were a riot! Love you if you didn't already know! LOL Jacko xxxxx

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2015 6:48:00 PM

Thanks mate! Fantastic weather the whole week! Gorgeous property with a bird cage pool which we made good use of!!! Cheers!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/18/2015 6:44:00 PM

Hey Jack... Florida sun has sent you off on another tangent. Good to be able to sing along with you - Lindsay

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2015 6:49:00 PM

Thanks mate! Fantastic weather the whole week! Gorgeous property with a bird cage pool which we made good use of!!! Cheers!

Carol Eastman

Date: 5/18/2015 6:29:00 PM

OOPPS! What you been drinking? Partying too hearty with those Pirates again, I see! How many DID you bring home with you, any way? We may have your writting, But those Pirates seem to have your heart. Remember not to let them make Lady Cathie walk the Plank... ERR... Do you have planks to walk in the frozen North? And how did you get those Pirates away from their boats? Did you promise to let them float their boats in your bath tub? Or do you have any lakes near you?... LOL... Just had to ask!

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2015 6:37:00 PM

Yah just one small lake... Lake Ontario! LOL Huggsies dear Carol xxxx