The Landlady's Memo

Dear Tenants, If you are not a global citizen then you do not reside here. Your vehicles, and your extractive habits of siphoning and fracking my resources, your competitive lose-lose nationalistic economy, and your toxic egocentric culture are prohibited by our mutually cooperative lease on multiculturing life. Please stop peeing and pooping in my water, while starving my malnourished soil. How would you like it if I took a crap in your blood-stream and sucked dry your soul? Please turn down the volume and turn up some compassion. Breach of globally contracted mutual respect and integrity, need I remind you? is far more than sufficient cause to evict your not-sorry-enough ass. Namaste, Landlady Gaia