The Hussy

There was a plain Jane named Nellie, who was by nature a nervous wreck, but even more so when she would go out to a party... her eyes would begin to twitch, especially her left… As soon as she got there, she would glance all around the room, and before you'd know it, the men would rush over and practically swoon, They would all offer her a drink, while their girlfriends would stand there and declare, "This stinks! There goes that hussy again, flirting and winking at all of our men!"