The Honeywagon Has Returned

Boy, do I have some exciting news!! This tidbit of info has taken away my Blues It was such a long day, I was glad when it was adjourned I go outside and see the Honeywagon has returned I call everyone to give them the scoop Eveyone wants to be a snoop The crowd gathers to take a look see And there it is a surround sound system and to enjoy the DVD It used to seat seven, now it seats nine Brand new custom made rims with a perfect shine As it is started you can hear the Lag Pipes roar There are new additions behind each door Now a stewardess has been hired for the passenger's comfort and concern Ah Yes!! The Honeywagon has returned Now there are tasty treats when you ride A hot tub exists under a floor panel that slides So what does he have to eat on the way Sodas and Publix Deli trays, that's just for starters To make the cut is getting harder and harder Once again my hopes and dreams are shattered, when will I learn I know I should just be grateful, the Honeywagon has returned