The Girl Who Said Hello

If I wasn't sure Of all the nostalgia I'd endure, I would wish to explore Some of those moments again. How your mummy, she knew mine, They'd been friends for a little time, Like the time that you explained, Your first name, it was Jane. I really loved you, Jane, Though you only gave me pain, You said hello the first, But it only ended for the worse. In our local swimming pool, I swam so close to you, Did you smirk to your bob-haired friend, Between the deep and shallow end? So I just shyly slinked away, Feeling such a fool that day, Pet Clark reinforced my bitter woe, Singing My Love on the radio. I really loved you, Jane, Though you only gave me pain, You said hello the first, But it only ended for the worse. (Based on several songs written for an - apparently - unrequited love suffered when I was about 9 years old.)